Now, this may come as a shock but every now and then I have a “delicate” morning after excessive gin cocktail enthusiasm and simply cannot face breakfast that involves any form of sloppy. Cue the wonder that is Porres tortas de aceite, crispy, sweet-ish, aniseed-ish crackers in a dear little greased paper wrapper. Nibbled / wolfed with tea whilst gently whimpering, they rarely fail in this (entirely rare) situation.  If you’re a South Londonist, A & C Co. Continental Delicatessen on Atlantic Road in Brixton sells ‘em without robbing you for ‘em.